Sunday, September 29, 2019

Grocery Store

At the grocery store checkout today:

Me: I have a bag.

Cashier: Would you like a bag?

Me: No, I thought me saying that I have a bag would tell you that I don't.

Cashier: I'm just asking you if you need a bag in case you need a bag.

Me: OK, thank you, I don't need a bag.

Cashier: Do you need a bag for the wine?

Me:...

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